Following his landslide win in Nevada, presidential candidate and Oompa-Loompa toupee model Donald Trump retreated to his penthouse suite in Trump Tower. Since then, passers-by have reported maniacal, almost inhuman laughter echoing from the skyscraper as thunder and lightning crashed around it. "Muwahahahah! Today Nevada, tomorrow, the world! Now I am UNSTOPPABLE!", a deep voice reportedly boomed from the tower. "Soon, America will be in my grasp!"
When asked to elaborate, the overpowering voice responded, "I will rule this country! All will fear the Donald! Tremble in despair, puny mortals!" as lightning struck the top of the tower, revealing a monstrous silhouette in the highest window.