With New England covered in roughly six feet of snow following the most recent snowstorm, mother nature has come out to explain the snow as an "Ice Age Re-enactment". "The world is heating up - soon megablizzards will be a thing of the past", the omnipotent force told reporters in a press conference today. "This may be my last chance to stage a massive re-enactment of the Ice Age, so I'm going to take it." Although mile-thick ice sheets are not currently in the immediate forecast, more snow is expected this week, so who knows?